I’m very amused by this.
So.. I’ve been playing Skyrim..
And I guess it would be appropriate to officially say goodbye to this world.
World of Warcraft Challenge
Your first character?
It was a Undead Warlock named Seloysa. She only got to lvl.14 because I hated it.
The biggest jerk you’ve dealt with (in game)?
Foodnwater - Besides the fact that he’s a Gnome Mage, I hated him because back in BC, he camped me for two hours. But.. When I leveled, I got the fucker in Quel’Danas doing dailies. Brrrap!
A class you’re awful at playing?
Warlock. I. Hate. It.
Your favorite zone (Classic, BC, WotLK & Cata)?
I’m torn between BC and WotLK. I started mid-BC (Sorry to disappoint you guys!)and really like the transition into the new expansion.
Your favorite piece of lore?
The Lich King, Lady Sylvanas, all the secrets Undercity holds. The timeline behind it. Also, the Blood Elves are very dark and interesting.
PvE/PvP/RP?
PvP, like a boss.
Horde or Alliance (and why)?
For the Horde! I would never change factions, nor am I merciful. I guess it was all the levels of getting ganked on a highly-populated PvP server. Fucking Alliance.
Your favorite mount.
Cobalt Riding Talbuk, Sea Turle, Raven Lord, and Ironbound Proto-Drake.
Your favorite gear set.
Mage T5
Your achievements (choose one character and link it)
8785
Your favorite Burning Crusade instance?
Magisters’ Terrace
When did you start playing?
Shortly after Burning Crusade was released. 2007.
Your favorite Wrath instance?
The Violet Hold, Drak’Tharon Keep, and Utgarde Keep.
What do you listen to while playing?
Questing - Ambient. Raids - Dubstep. (weird right? Keeps my dps up.)
Best and Worst thing about WoW?
Pandas are coming out! And, Pandas are coming out. I don’t know how I feel about this.
Favorite class and why?
Mage. Perfect for any/every situation. Not too costly, but still useful.
How did you come up with your main’s name?
“Auxesia” is a greek godess.
Your favorite battleground?
Arathi Basin
Your non-combat pets (choose one character and link it).
Pint-Sized Pink Pachyderm
The longest you’ve gone without playing?
Since May :(
Your favorite screenshot.
Who do you play with?
Me, myself, and I.. and Vevictora
Your titles (choose one character)
Loremaster, of the Nightfall, the Explorer, Jenkins, the Kingslayer, the Astral Walker, Chef, Salty, Associate Professor, Guardian of Cenarius, The Argent Champion, The Diplomat, Ambassador, the Noble, the Hallowed, Brewmaster, Flame Keeper, Matron, the Love Fool etc.
Your favorite and least-favorite boss?
Favourite : Kel’Thuzad, Heigan, Sindragosa, Thaddius, Lich King. (A lot from Naxx)
Least Favourite: Drahga Shadowburner, Malygos, Yogg-Saron
Something you worked really hard to get.
T7.5, and my Sea Turtle (Took me a month of farming. But I gained 20K from selling Volatile Waters $$)
Chloroform the ones you love.
Kris and I have reached our one year, no break-ups, and hardly any fights (notice how I used hardly? Everyone fights, it’s human). This a big accomplishment for me, I’ve never been in a relationship where I’ve reached this milestone before.
Every relationship I ever had prior to this consisted of breakups every couple of months, and a shit-load of dishonesty. So in the past, the celebratory “one year” had no sentimental value. It probably wasn’t our one year anyway. Every time we broke up, we never counted it as starting over.. But instead, it was just a continuation of problems and matters that never got solved. Does that seem like something to celebrate? By the end of two failed relationships, I was convinced that would be it for me. Not in the sense that I was alone in this world, with no one compatible - that’s naïve and also very stupid (because the world population is estimated to be over seven billion now), I was a lot more realistic then that. But, more in the sense that I was tired of looking. I was tired of getting hurt, and during that time, I already had enough emotional baggage weighing me down. So, I called it quits. I started partying to forget, consumed illegal substances, and it was a blast.. but it’s tiring, and not me. Let’s be realistic, I’m a gamer.
And then, it happened. I was working at Conventia de Mentia II as a swing girl. I was tired, starving, half-naked, and also smoking a lot of cigarettes. It was almost midnight, and I decided to take some time away from all the drunk metal-heads, goths, and weirdos. I headed upstairs from The Distillery, onto the extremely cold c-train platform, desperately craving nicotine since I smoked my entire pack already (Smoking curves hunger). I saw MP with her boyfriend standing amongst some other random people, so I shouted something really obnoxious (I’m guessing) while making my way over to her. Let me remind you, I was half-naked.. And freezing. People say chivalry is dead.. well folks, you’re just looking in the wrong places. Because, that night, a young gentleman noticed this freezing half-breed, and offered his jacket. I said “no” of course, back then I was a lot bitchier, cold, and practically heartless. He disregarded what I said, and put it over my shoulders anyway. I thanked him, and continued on my conversation with MP about the “bulldozer” and how I thought it was hilarious, (look it up on urbandictionary.com) until my smoke was finished. I gave his jacket back, and hurried off inside.. expecting that the last of that chivalrous gentleman. But as life is, it threw another unsuspecting curve ball at me. The night continued, and I was dreading the journey home. Just as I was about to head out the door, I crossed passed with him again (he later told me he was stalking me.. kinda) and being the person that he is, he offered to wait for the train with me. The wait turned in to him convincing me to let him drive me home. My mom obviously didn’t teach me right, and I accepted. We walked for what seemed like hours, completely lost in conversation about ourselves, and the things we enjoy. We had similar interests, but we were different enough to keep it interesting, and there was not a break or pause in what was said that night. We ended up at Tim Hortons, he bought me food because he knew I was famished, and there we talked about our love for things that other people thought were fucked up. We were fucked up, intimidated by what seemed like the perfect companionship, who would of thought of how right we were. How right that gut feeling was. He drove on the longest route possible to get me home, purposely taking wrong turns, but we eventually did end up right outside my house. That could of been it. The end of something beautiful. But it wasn’t. I grabbed his phone, entered my number in, and told him if he didn’t call me, I would probably kill him. As I shut the door to his truck, I remember telling him “Chloroform the ones you love”.. And I vanished off inside.
I wasn’t looking for this. As a matter of fact, I looked right past him. Who would of thought this would’ve happened? We certainly didn’t. But Kristopher, I would not have it any other way. You are the epitome of perfection. If I could of met you sooner, saved myself from getting hurt, abused, and broken by people undeserving of real relationships? I would have, in a heartbeat. But you my dear, are worth it. Every curse, every breakup, and every fucked-up scenario, you’re worth it. I’m not typically this corny, but I think after a year of being with me, because I’m fucking difficult + a pain in the ass, that you deserve it.
I’m going to fucking marry you.
Smoke my troubles away.
Metronomy - Heartbreaker
Happy Thanksgiving.
I feel that over the past year, I’ve really grown up. Not entirely.. but still, I’m definitely not in the same mindset that I was last year. I really realized this year the many things that I’m thankful for. I wish I could somehow telepathically thank everyone (because I’m too lazy much of a recluse to do so).
I’m stuffed. Exhausted. Tired. Happy.
Thank you Odin-All Father.
